Dan Brown

I object to Dan Brown's writing much for the same reason as I did the Left Behind series: bad writing, one-dimensional characters, uninspired dialogue...yechhh...

Here's someone who apparently agrees with me...

http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/000844.html

Put down the Da Vinci Code....slowly now...let me see your hands...ok...now pick up Abide with Me by Elizabeth Strout...there, that's much better, isn't it?:-)